[Not A Snowbird]

I’m an oboe player! What do I win?

[meyer]

You play yankee Oboe or rebel oboe? The answer will determine your prize.

[redrhino47]

I’m an oboe player! What do I win?

Anyone can say they’re an oboe player. Sauce ?

[LonePalm]

Do you know the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

How can you tell if an oboe player has perfect pitch?
They can get the oboe into the dumpster without hitting the sides.

Back in the early 90s I sat next to an oboe player on a flight to Texas. I got 3 hours of the best musician jokes I ever heard.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[generally]

I’m an oboe player! What do I win?

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How ‘bout a ticket on the Trump train?