[GunHoardingCapitalist]

Oh I have fallen in my home before, It did involve vodka so self induced, my first night in the new appartment, my head bounced off of every solid object in the bathroom, had a black eye that took a month to heal, I was a human plinko chip from the price is right. I bought nite lites the next day, the place is so dark.

[MikelTackNailer]

I was told I walked the edge of a 15 foot wall on Nashville's Elliston Place, fell off and landed flat on the top of my head. People thought I was dead so called the cops. A nearby friend in the Vanderbilt University Police heard that on his radio came and found me still alive and intact so took me home after answering questions like "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Thursday."

That was a flat-out miracle to survive that without lasting injury after such foolishness. We must count our blessings and never dwell on the negative.