Is this right?
there once was a lady from Abcoude
who liked to eat cat food
but oh what fun
after six cans she was done
she didn’t talk, but she mewed
Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks in the manager’s door
Grooming to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor
Everything she’s chosen is conveniently frozen
“Eat it and come back for more!”
Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew,
Croaking to a neighbor while she polishes a saber
Knows how to flavor a stew.
Never need to worry with a tin of “Hurry Curry”
“Poisoned especially for you!”
No use to complain
If you’re caught out in the rain,
Your mother’s quite insane
Cat food cat food cat food again
No use to complain
If you’re caught out in the rain,
Your mother’s quite insane
Cat food cat food cat food again
Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
Dying to finish the course,
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce
Don’t think I am that rude if I tell you that it’s cat food,
“Not even fit for a horse!”
Raider! Very good! stole some of it!
There once was a lady from Abcoud
Who enjoyed very much eating catfood
But oh the great fun!
After six cans were done
She no longer talked only mewed!
er was eens een vrouw uit Abcoude
once upon a time there was a woman from Abcoude
die graag op wat kattenvoer kauda
who likes to chew some cat food
maar o wat een lol
but oh what fun
na zes blikken zat ze voll
after six cans she was full
ze praatte niet meer maar miauawde
she didn’t talk anymore but meowed