I recently bought one of those Ryobi $179 pressure washers from Home Depot. It is very compact, electric and works great ! I did not realize I could just walk out with it without paying. I am a real sucker to foolishly pay for stuff from Home Depot. Next time I go there, I will wear a hoody and just take what I want.
That’s why we weren’t allowed to take those orange aprons home. Someone could steal it, walk into any Home Depot wearing it, and walk out with whatever they wanted.
Guess this means I could get a five finger discount on one of those rolling tool boxes I’ve been looking at.
After I steal it I wonder if the associates will be kind enough to load it onto my truck?