Biden’s about to turn 80. Don’t expect a blowout birthday bash.

Pollutico ^

[Vaduz]

Free bibs included.

[FlyingEagle]

Love the way Tulsi Gabbard told him to pack sand.

[glorgau]

Age approaches IQ and in his case vice versa.

[realcleanguy]

He’ll tell a story how he worked in a butterscotch factory and how he saved the factory by fixing the production line. Or better yet he will recall how he started Cool Whip in 1952

[Carl Vehse]

Dementiajoe’s age passed his IQ years ago.

[llevrok]

Will he run for the helicopter again to show us how virile and young he is? My lord, this guy is a nightmare.

And wearing the Ray-Ban aviator sunglasses as his Corvette is in the background, showing us how cool and hip he is...

[Flick Lives]

For now, the plan is likely to downplay the birthday and simply focus on the work...

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Focus on the work? What work?

[bitt]

HAHAHA!!! (don’t mention the old guy is feeble!)

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Old Huff-n-Puff can’t generate enough wind from his mouth to blow out the candles so he will try to blow out the candles with wind from the other end of his alimentary canal.

Headline: Fire at White House Sparked by Gas Leak!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Brandon is going to fire off 80 rounds from the balcony to prove to us that he's still one of the 'cool kids.'

*ROLLEYES*

[turfmann]

Not to be argumentative but that occurred in 1995.

[Husker24]

Only blowout will be his depends.

[Honorary Serb]

Most 80th birthdays are milestones worthy of great celebration!!!!

But the 80th birthday of an illegitimate demented “President”-—not so much!!!!

[BradyLS]

“I’m jus’ lookin’ for those sweet li’l chicky things! You know...Peepers! ...Aw, c’mon, bun’!”

[ScottinVA]

Nope.. pudding, a fresh diaper and off to bed. That alone will wear him out.

[Rusty0604]

You got that right.

[Jane Long]

CGI production....brought to you by.....

[Organic Panic]

He will be hosting a live performance of “Cuties”

[Candor7]

What can we give a demented old man who has everthing he needs and wants...( Icecream any time he wants it.).

[Osage Orange]

What work?

Work to destroy America??

Or working out with Big Mike?

I remember the time Obama...was said to be a good B'Ball player..and the MSM had some BS kids and Hussien playing B'Ball...he could not hit NOTHING!!!

Fake person. Fake College. Fake I.D.

Fake marriage. Fake kids.

He was maybe the worst POTUS ever......but this award ain't over yet.