We know. Nobody wants to waste precious time hanging around a federal court. Lawyers, FBI agents, politicians, reporters and cameras. You have to hose off after you get home.
I get that you guys are joking about wearing clothing to keep one off a jury, but think about it for a moment..... WE are the people who SHOULD be on juries! Don’t let the liberal crazies skew the justice system any further left.
I have served on 3 juries. In one case the prosecutor was charging a guy with a BS charge because he couldn’t get him on anything else. Everybody on the jury walked into the deliberating room ready to throw this kid in jail for many years, because technically, he had violated this law. Then I spoke up. I said that the kid was trying to do the right thing, and when my kids do something in error, but they are really *trying* to do the right thing, they get cut some slack.
We sent him home. The prosecutor was pissed.
Thought crossed my mind it could be an interesting case.