Posted on 09/13/2022 5:35:43 AM PDT by Red Badger
Maybe John Festerman can use this “surgeon’s” services?
Pour water in the ear and the snake would have to come out.
That’s how I got the spider out of my ear!..............
I remember that over-hyped ‘Bomb’. Went to see it in the theater. Wanted my money back..............................
It has to be fake, no way. Also wouldn’t a snake burrow it’s way in head first? Even though I’m convinced it’s fake, this is still too gross for me to contemplate.
Finding children in someone’s ear would certainly qualify as weird.
Based on the size of that snake head there’s no damn way that a proportional size snake is in that ear. IMHO.
Ping to the FR Herpetologist Queen for confirmation of My opinion.
And as far as I know snakes don’t “backup” into a hole.
One reason being that they don’t have a Backup Beeper thingy.🐍
Ping to above.
Even the Barbados Thread Snake, presently believed the smallest in the world, is too large to fit itself into your ear canal.
They found children in peoples’ ears? We need better sex ed.
Ever heard the phrase ‘Stick it in your ear’?................😉
Benny Hill – Ting A Ling A Loo Lyrics
Now if you’re feeling miserable, if you’re feeling blue,
Here’s a little ditty that’ll help to pull you through,
All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue:
Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo.
Now suppose you’ve got the fell pest, the gout and goose’s cough,
A severe attack of hiccups and your kneecap’s just dropped off,
The surgeon says “We’d operate, but the anaesthetic’s gone,”
You just look up and smile at him and say “You carry on.”
“I’ll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
I’ll just be like Nelson at the Battle of Waterloo,
I’ll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo. “
Now in ‘14 and in ‘39, war raised it’s ugly head,
The bombs they fell on England, and one fell on my shed,
But we fought and beat the Germans cause we knew just what to do:
We stuck our fingers in our ears and went ting-a-ling-a-loo.
Prince Philip said “Get your fingers out” and that cut me to the quick,
We got our fingers out, but that didn’t do the trick;
So follow your true leaders with all your might and main:
Be like Jenkins, Heath and Wilson and stick ‘em back again!
Oh stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Remember what old Gladstone said in 1892:
Stick your finger in your ear and go ting... A... Ling... A... Loo!
You gest but an endocrinologist friend I had could have told you some very strange stories.
One of those may have been my son. He was playing on a playground covered with little pea gravel. He wasn’t satisfied to just shove it in one ear, he had to do both!
Snake heads will act like they are trying to bite after being chopped off. That appears to me what is going on here. I guess the revenue from the clicks was worth sticking a snake head in their ear to someone.
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