[humblegunner]

I think you love me like a gay stalker.

Yes, that's because of them Richie Rich comic books you used to read.

You think everyone is a homo and is lusting after your booty.

I envy the simple place that must be your world.

[bagster]

You think everyone is a homo and is lusting after your booty.

I think you finally get me.

[grey_whiskers]

That cartoon looks like a young Donald Trump!