[bagster]

Well I love you like a brother.

I think you love me like a gay stalker.

I'll only break your heart, puddin' pants.

#NoHomo

[humblegunner]

I think you love me like a gay stalker.

Yes, that's because of them Richie Rich comic books you used to read.

You think everyone is a homo and is lusting after your booty.

I envy the simple place that must be your world.