When asked for further details about Hu, Fu said Fu Hu.
Fu said what about Hu? Hu is Fu anyway?
Such a lot of Hu-Hu in this story. Sounds like Fu got stuck with it!
Lou Costello: Look, you gotta nut picker?
Bud Abbott: Certainly.
Lou Costello: Hu’s picking nuts?
Bud Abbott: That’s right.
Lou Costello: When you pay off the nut picker every month, who gets the money?
Bud Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Lou Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name picking nuts.
Bud Abbott: Hu.
Lou Costello: The guy that gets…
Bud Abbott: That’s it.
Lou Costello: Hu gets the money…
Bud Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Lou Costello: Hu’s wife?
Bud Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Bud Abbott: What’s wrong with that?
Lou Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the nut pucker, how does he sign his name?
Bud Abbott: Hu.
Lou Costello: The guy.
Bud Abbott: Hu.
Lou Costello: How does he sign…
Bud Abbott: That’s how he signs it.
Lou Costello: Hu?
Bud Abbott: Yes.
Hu Flew?
Very confHused.
Confucius say nutpicker in balloon get inflated ego.
Wu’s on First?
Hey Hu. We tu lo. Not
This story is just nuts
I’ll play:
Hu who picked cashew flew to Timbuktu
Sure his name isn’t Wee Too Hi?
This just shows that picking your own nuts can be hazardous and is best left to professionals.
Hu flew.