Posted on 08/19/2022 2:48:50 PM PDT by LouAvul
I’d mug him on the steps after the service and take the watch he’s got now.
He was thinking small. Should have demanded a new business jet.
Reverend Lee Roy.
Frustrated that his congregation didn’t buy him a luxury watch, a pastor in Missouri called them “poor, broke, busted and disgusted” during a recent sermon.
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(Oh Lord Won’t You Buy Me A) Mercedes Benz
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends
I worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A color tv?
Dialing For Dollars
Is trying to find me
I wait for delivery
Each day until three
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A color tv?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A night on the town?
I’m counting on you, Lord
Please don’t let me down
Show me you love me
And buy the next round
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A night on the town?
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches
I must make amends
I worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me
A Mercedes Benz?
Song by Goose Creek Symphony
famous rendition by Janis Joplin
In his “apology”, he claims there was a context. What could that context possibly be? Unless he was joking. But then he wouldn’t need to apologize. But insulting his congregation by calling them names couldn’t be a joke or an off the cuff remark. His congregation needs to boot him out. He is clearly in the ministry for the wrong motives.
And what’s with wanting a really expensive watch? I have never understood what is so great about them. It seems to me they are mainly status symbols worn by people who want to show off.
(“That’s how I know you still poor, broke, busted and disgusted”)
Agent can’t be trusted?
People in Hell want ice water.
“It’s the LORD’S Audemars. I’m just Jesus’ watch carrier.” It’s amazing people follow these charlatans. Same type of people that wear their face diapers and worship at the altar of Saint Fauci of Science.
Sometimes Pastor can rightfully feel unappreciated. No more than Jesus.
From the Jim Baker and Oral Roberts school of sermonology
Hillbillies know hard work
1. Don't pay attention to what the preacher is saying and just yell "Amen!" at the end of the sentence out of habit and would do so even if he started imploring everybody to worship Satan.
2. Think everything the preacher says is directed at someone else but them, because of course they are above reproach and the preacher would NEVER call THEM out for anything.
What an embarrassment.
Just wow.
I wonder what unemployment benefits are for unemployed pastors.
“That’s how I know you still poor, broke, busted and disgusted”
That’s due to the Brandon economy!
Looked him up and not surprising he looks like a “bling bling” pastor.
The dirt bag should have used the Jim Baker method and told the folks he really needed that watch to time the stove in the soup kitchen——the one where they cook up the stuff for the starving neighbors around the ‘hood.
Reminds me of the late Dr. Gene Scott who ordered his listeners to “get on the damn telephone!”
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