You need some new funny words.
No I don’t.
Those terms are used deliberately to counter the propaganda foisted on everyone, first when COVID-1984 was a thing (including lockdowns, quarantines, and restrictions on travel and attempted coercion by companies to force getting the jab as a condition of employment), and the dishonesty of Pfauci, Pfizer, and Moderna, (and those working at their behest) in calling the experimental gene therapy using mRNA a “vaccine” — which was Orwellian, in addition to cynically attempting to manipulate the reputation of the near-mystical status of vaccines in the public mind. Despite the low death rate from the virus.
Your attempted ridicule linked with strawman fails.