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The long version:

Ukraine Song (apologies to Country Joe)

Well, come on, all ‘a you xims and xers,
Jao and Soros need your help this year;
They’ve got their clique into terrible pain
O’er the pond in ol’ Ukraine,
So put down your masks and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it’s L, G, B,
Who are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop’s deep state Ukraine;

And it’s T, Q, I,
Open up the gates of hell;
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

Come on Congress, don’t deny us,
Man, this war is über righteous;
Profits, kickbacks, money we need,
We’ve gotta war machine to feed!
Just hope and pray, if they launch Big B,
It overshoots into the Sea.

And it’s L, G, B,
Who are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop’s deep state Ukraine;

And it’s T, Q, I,
Open up the gates of hell;
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

We’ll crank this war up (mid-terms near),
Rally ‘round and ease your fear,
All the best weapons that money can buy
Will line our pockets, put’a glare in the sky.
Come election time, there’ll be no choice
The only vote will be for us!

And it’s L, G, B,
Who are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop’s deep state Ukraine;

And it’s T, Q, I,
Open up the gates of hell;
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

Well, arm-chair generals, man your ‘boards,
We’re right, they’re wrong; give the kids your swords;
Send ‘em on out to kill those bears,
Spin the story, no facts, who cares!
Our propaganda wins the prize
When we shut the lights in all their eyes.

And it’s L, G, B,
Who are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop’s deep state Ukraine;

And it’s T, Q, I,
Open up the gates of hell;
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

Come on all, from Hawaii to Maine,
Pack your kids off to ‘ol Ukraine.
Come on mothers, don’t shrink back;
Give ‘em to Milly, have ‘em pack,
And you can be the first one on your block
To have your kid come home in a box!

And it’s L, G, B,
Who are we fightin’ for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop’s deep state Ukraine;

And it’s T, Q, I,
Open up the gates of hell;
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.