Ukraine Song (apologies to Joe MacDonald)
Well, come on, all of you Xis and Xanes,
Xao and Soros need your help again.
They’ve got their clique into terrible pain
Over the pond in U-Ukraine
So put down your masks and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it’s ell, gee, bee,
Who are we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, it’s all insane,
Next stop is U-Ukraine;
And it’s tee, quu, aii,
Open up the gates of hell,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
“TV generals let’s move fast
Your big chance has come at last”