LOL! Hey, we were so highbrow that we even had a dishwasher. My dad said, "dishwasher smish-washer, I got 7 dishwashers right here!" We were never allowed to use it!
Fast forward a few decades...I moved into a cabin with NO refrig., no water, no electricity. Daddy trained me good! (oh, the move to the Life on the Prairie phase of my life was by my choice, and I've made major improvements, including a fridge and freezer but no dishwasher. Kids have to show me how to use theirs! :)