Republican Lawmakers in Ohio Were Sent 'Envelopes Full of Feces'

Newsweek ^ | July 7, 2022 | Aila Slisco

[Trump20162020]

Republican state lawmakers in Ohio were reportedly sent fecal matter through the mail, sparking a federal criminal investigation.

All 25 GOP members of the Ohio state Senate were recently sent "envelopes full of feces," according to a Thursday report from The Columbus Dispatch. The origin of the unwelcome deliveries, which the Republicans received on Thursday morning, is being investigated by the United States Postal Inspection Service (USPIS), the law enforcement arm of the United States Postal Service (USPS).

Ohio Senate Republican Caucus spokesman John Fortney told the newspaper that the still-unknown party that sent the envelopes were "pathetic, little cowards," while suggesting that he would like to engage in a physical confrontation with those responsible.

"They should've just sent a selfie, because it's the same thing," said Fortney. "I'd be more than happy to explain it to them in a parking lot or cornfield of their choice."

[dainbramaged]

Democraps keeping it classy.

[Dogbert41]

The DNA will be on file forever.

[DesertRhino]

Legislators hate it when they get returns from what they send out daily.

[sam_whiskey]

Unless of course it belonged to a dog, cow, horse, etc.

[fwdude]

Was it their own feces are last night’s lover’s?

[Signalman]

Libs...with minds of 6 year-olds. No, I take that back. The average 6 year old has more intelligence and class.

[rdl6989]

Yep, DNA will get them busted.

[bimboeruption]

There is no DNA in poop.

[Publius]

There is DNA in the intestinal lining that comes with it.

[Deplorable American1776]

Democrats acting like a three year old, but then I’m insulting 3 year olds since they know 💩 goes in the potty not in an envelope. I guess since libs are throwing a tantrum, maybe they need some adult diapets... 🤓

[Deplorable American1776]

Oops diapers not diapers...

[TLI]

It would be interesting to know how they picked someone to lick the glue flap.

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[bIlluminati]

Puts a hole new meaning to ‘Let’s go Brandon’.

[subterfuge]

Hello? FBI? You there?

[Dogbert41]

it is possible to obtain human DNA from fecal materials by using both the QIAamp Mini Stool Kit and the UltraClean Fecal DNA Isolation Kit.

[Red Badger]

[ronniesgal]

i thought there was no DNA in pee. Oh well.

[windsorknot]

Makes sense. The Leftist death cult is full of it.

[Born in 1950]

Waste is more than digested food.