Posted on 06/02/2022 8:10:11 AM PDT by SJackson
A lion's not-so-purrfect hairdo is raising eyebrows ... prompting a zoo in China to brush the blame off themselves and onto mother nature.
Hang Hang the lion has the Internet buzzing about his rockstar mane, because let's face it ... sure looks like a total failure of a haircut -- but the Guangzhou Zoo claims it has nothing to do with his unique look.
They say high humidity is to blame for Hang Hang's blown-out mullet, claiming the lion licked his paws and brushed his hair out during a recent extreme heatwave.
The zoo chalks it up to "nature's magic," adding Hang Hang looks like a blonde supermodel, but most others don't see it that way. Some say he looks like one of The Beatles, mop-top and all, while many draw a resemblance to the "Tiger King" himself, Joe Exotic.
Zoo visitors are still skeptical the weather is at fault here ... one claims his hair looked nothing like this 2 months ago when they went to the zoo, and some even say the staff has ruined the lion's appearance altogether.
The opinion that really matters, of course, is Hang Hang's ... but he's remained silent. So far.
Lol!
Lol!
Fang Fang, also the nickname of Eric Stallwell's Chinese spy girlfriend. The Chinese need to get woke, they assume Fang Fang the lion identifies as male. If he identifies as female the hairstyle is fine. Other lioness' will be jealous
What? They haven’t eaten the Lions yet?
Actually he looks like hes one of the Beatles ...
Whomever cut that lion’s hair must’ve been trying to do it very quickly.
“They say high humidity is to blame for Hang Hang’s blown-out mullet, claiming the lion licked his paws and brushed his hair out during a recent extreme heatwave.
The zoo chalks it up to “nature’s magic,”
There must be some really stupid people in China to believe that load. SMH
Waiting for PETA to pounce.
Not a mullet.
Better ask for his(?) preferred pronoun.
Rook! Rion with rarge murret!
“Rook! Rion with rarge murret!”
LOL stop that! Too funny.
Kids, it will grow back. Do they have a PAGAN ritual coming up? Next they’ll need a boa constrictor, and a virgin in a white dress for they’re ceremony.
😆 I rike it
I guess the chinese never read Family Circus.
Looks like a guy I went to high school with.
The lioness looks disgusted.
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