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To: Diana in Wisconsin
the heart wants what the heart wants...and then you get to go to trial,

It seems marriage is like a deck of cards...

Starts out with all hearts & diamonds.

...in the end, all you want is a club and a spade...

50 posted on 06/01/2022 2:17:40 PM PDT by spankalib
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To: spankalib

People kept telling me I should get married.

I just found a woman that already hated me and gave her half my stuff, saved a lot of trouble that way.


78 posted on 06/01/2022 3:02:21 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: spankalib

“...It seems marriage is like a deck of cards...

Starts out with all hearts & diamonds.

...in the end, all you want is a club and a spade...”

You owe me a new screen. :P


85 posted on 06/01/2022 3:06:49 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: spankalib

LOL! Been there, done that. Not doing it again! :)


91 posted on 06/01/2022 3:24:51 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: spankalib

That’s A favorite joke.

Also, Been married so long that some days i would offer to smother my wife with kisses, which she would reject out of hand, and some other days I could just smother her.


176 posted on 06/02/2022 6:27:45 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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