BIDEN JOKE EVEN THOUGH HE IS A JOKE!!!!
President Biden visits a remote Native American reservation. With news and camera crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the Indian chief if there is anything they need.
“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor to run it.”
Biden whips out his cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, then hangs up. “I’ve pulled some strings. Your well-trained doctor will arrive in five days.” “Now what was the second problem?”
“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for hundreds of years. We’ve been flying bottled water in, but it’s terribly expensive.”
Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down permanently per my orders, and the owner is being billed for setting up a water purification plant for your people.”
“Now what was that third problem?” asks Biden.
The chief stares at him and says, “We have no cellphone reception up here!”
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