I think these bastards get off on telling us what they plan to do, then they go and do it, and we say “Hey! Did you do this??” and then they say, “Us? Are you crazy? That’s a conspiracy theory!” and then we say, “Sorry! Never should have doubted you!” and then they say, “Suckers!” and then they do it again.
Satan always telegraphs what he is going to do next.