[Larry Lucido]

I remember in the Army there was talk of mail order Ranger courses. Wonder if Airborne could be done online?

[DuncanWaring]

Air-mail.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Proposed by a 'chair borne ranger', no doubt. Service to his country, at a desk and around the water cooler. A 'Purple Heart' for choking on a glass of water from the cooler.

Kinda like this guy:

INCIDENTALLY, HOW MANY OF JEAN FRANÇOIS KERRI'S Purple Hearts were from FOOTBALL INJURIES?!?!