[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You could take a page from my dad's book and tell him that he can either be a member of the family and do chores or a dependent and have none of the responsibilities but also none of the privileges.

I cracked after he took away my books.

[Tax-chick]

He’ll do it eventually. He’s just dragging his feet to show his opposition, or something. I told him if it’s not done by the end of the day tomorrow, he’ll be doing it for free.