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To: Tax-chick; Allegra; Monkey Face

So, a priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit if he’d like anything to drink.

The rabbit replies, “No thanks. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

No, it’s not OFST, but we can break convention, right?


3,265 posted on 08/08/2022 8:56:49 AM PDT by ArGee (It's years like this that explain why presidential campaigns start so early. COME ON 2024!)
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To: ArGee

Being someone who hates autocorrect, that one made me LOL.


3,266 posted on 08/08/2022 9:36:38 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: ArGee

Not bad. Help yourself to a Guinness!

I have to go buy gas for the mower before Epic Fail Lawn Service goes back to bed for the rest of the day.


3,268 posted on 08/08/2022 10:00:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nature, art, silence, simplicity, peace. And fungi.)
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To: ArGee; Allegra; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; null and void

That’s funny, ArGee! Because I hate autocorrect, too.

We’re in the middle of another sound and light show. They’re scheduled for all the next week. All day, every day, and all night.

No rain, though it’s forecast, but it doesn’t matter. I learned how to hate these storms when I spent nine months in SD way back when, and I’ll never like them. I’m so homesick for the desert it isn’t funny!

So please, ArGee, keep the corny jokes coming, OK? I need a distraction.


3,269 posted on 08/08/2022 11:23:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Who keeps not his arms in times of peace, will have no arms in times of war. Scots-Gaelic proverb.)
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To: ArGee
People who use auto correct go straight to he'll
3,273 posted on 08/08/2022 12:49:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
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