It's scary out there. Take this!
We all need one of those, every day!
Good morning. I hope you slept well.
Walmart will be delivering in a couple of hours, and I didn’t want to get up. They made me do it! When I’m ordering, I always select the first time slot, and then on the day, I kick myself. “What was I THINKING?”
So I’ll need to get dressed soon. Unngh. You’d think I’d learn something after so many Fridays and Saturdays of earliness.