LOL! I guess it makes a certain childlike sense.
Four tries is good! It seems to be the average for most of us so you're in excellent company.
Turned out to be Aesop's Fables.
There are many uncertainties in this world but I feel confident in saying that Aesop was not a Christian. Since he lived about 600 years before Christ was born.
Still a good book and one that I consider a foundational work for civilization.