Are you serious or just joking?
I had an Asian Studies teacher in high school who taught us a lot about Eastern religions. He was a very interesting man, and we were naturally curious as to his own religion.
When we asked him, he said that he was a NeoZoroastrian.
It was his very polite way of saying ‘None of your business’.
(In the interest of full disclosure, though, I’m partial to the Gnostics - even though the Zoroastrian religion has much to commend it.)