[BenLurkin]

USFL is back. Watch them.

[Pollard]

I find sports boring

[real saxophonist]

USFL is back. Watch them.

This, if one must. Way back in my Drum Corps days, we did a halftime show at a Birmingham Stallions game.

They were back on the sidelines as we finished. As we came off the field, the players actually GOT OUT OF OUR WAY (Anyone who has ever done a halftime show knows how amazing that is), they were all saying, 'Jesus, that's the loudest thing I've ever heard!'

So in my opinion, USFL players are nicer and cooler than NFL players.