[faucetman]

I had to change planes once when the Captain announced to the passengers that a widow in the cockpit was leaking air and whistling and he wasn’t gonna listen to it all the way to Puerto Rico.

THANK YOU CAPTAIN for the explanation and NO, I don’t want to fly in a plane with a faulty window in the cockpit! I think that ALL the windows in a pressurized aircraft be 100% sealed. TYVM.

[Inspectorette]

I had to change planes once when the Captain announced to the passengers that a widow in the cockpit was leaking air and whistling and he wasn’t gonna listen to it all the way to Puerto Rico.

Hey! I'm a widow, and I resent that remark. I try to never leak air in public ;-)