After much thought my only suggestion is and don’t take this personally but jeez grow a pair and remind Mrs. End Times “who’s your Daddy”. Somebody has to say it.
That's your advice to a question on convenient gun storage? After much thought? After how much reading of the original post?
You may want to turn your weapons in at the next gun-buy-back program. You should not be around deadly weapons, including sharp edged tools and heavy blunt instruments.