I’d love to see the accident manual for this baby.
“In case of uncontrolled release...”
Back in the day, when the Emergency Broadcast System announcement read “If this had been an actual emergency...”
I would point out that if this WAS an actual emergency, I would likely at that moment be driving rapidly away from the station.
The thing about fusion is it stops....................
In other news... staffing shortages due to persons refusing to be vaccinated after a mandate may have resulted in a minor glitch at the Joint European Torus (JET) near Oxford, UK. No one from the facility was available for comment, but a bright flash loud boom and strange weather phenomena that could be seen from many miles away was noted by those in surrounding areas. Experts are currently weighing in on this new form of lightning's relationship to global warming.