Now to be known as Punytrons
I’m holding out for Teenytrons… but I’ll accept Microtrons, but only if the name is not licensed from Bill Gates.
But, but, but… what if a proton wants to identify as an electron or a neutron? Obviously, they can just say they are the particle of their emotional choice (or perhaps the colors and spins choices of their various sub-atomical desires) and then go on their merry way, occupying those gender charge roles? That’s the new politically correct physics of the woke crowd. Just think of the theoretical atomic interactions that could take place under the new, woke physics, of course, you may never see them in reality, but it’s all so awakening to imaging them.
Just think of what new woke elements could do to the Woke chemistry as self-identifying molecules re-arrange themselves according to how they see themselves interacting along co-Valent or perhaps co- or non co-Valentine lines. WHEEEEE! Valentine’s Day will never be the same again!