[Oratam]

I just cancelled your prayer by asking your Guardian Angel to set you up with the opportunity to bitzhslap the next blowhard mayor you get close to.

That may be the funniest thing I've on the Q Thread since, well, ever.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Linda; Thank you for your attendance at this "Event" and your reporting!

(For bail money and legal expenses make certain you or your solicitor contact OldWarBaby and provide a copy of OWB comments to Solicitor as evidence that what you did was the result of divine intervention and Force Majeur over which you had no control! Good Luck! )