[DoodleBob]

Which of these is not like the other ones?

[ExNewsExSpook]

Chris better save room in the unemployment line for his ol’ buddy Shep. Ratings for his CNBC newscast aren’t exactly robust, and they won’t keep him around for the tiny audience he’s delivering. Megyn Kelly somehow got NBC to give her a guaranteed, $60 million contract, so she can be a podcaster while the severance checks keep rolling in. Shep and Chrissy aren’t that lucky. Sure, they’ve got plenty of money, but they’re going to retire with severely deflated egos. And deservedly so.