satire Nickelback To Pull Songs From Spotify

Self ^ | 1-30-22 | Brookwood

[Roman_War_Criminal]

I’m not even sure what kind of skeez music they play anyways.

It’s all garbage.

Bye bye!

[nickcarraway]

So they are rewarding people who listen to Joe rogan by not forcing them to listen to their music?

[windsorknot]

That does it! Canceling Spotify now.

[Captain Walker]

I would think Nickelback’s threat would be to record another album and have it on Spotify.

Look for this on the Babylon Bee.

[91B40]

If I can’t listen to Joni Mitchell and Nickleback on Spotify, I just don’t think I can bear it...

[Col Frank Slade]

Certainly not a big loss ..

[lefty-lie-spy]

OMFG. This is funny as heck. They can’t be classified as a band, except as far as you can throw a Bon Jovi, Winger, Cinderella, and the like into the category…

[simpson96]

Get woke, go broke.

Neil Young already said he will lose 60% of his streaming income by leaving Spotify.

[dfwgator]

Another Canadian band! Now if Rush pulls from Spotify, Katy Bar the Door!

[joe fonebone]

What’s a Nickelback?

[windsorknot]

I want my nickel back.

[Laslo Fripp]

I have two questions.

[GOP Poet]

Stupid

[Albion Wilde]

Never heard of them. But Wikipedia says:

Review aggregator Metacritic reports that five of Nickelback's six most recent studio albums since becoming a mainstream act—The Long Road, All the Right Reasons, Dark Horse, Here and Now, and No Fixed Address—have scores of 62, 41, 49, 51, and 54, respectively, out of 100, indicating generally mixed reviews.

[freedomjusticeruleoflaw]

I bet that upset 4 or 5 people.

[2CAVTrooper]

[Enlightened1]

Everyone whines about Nickleback talking about women like tools.

The majority of rap songs you’ll hear are 10 times worse and people love it.

[rb22982]

LOL one of my wife’s best friends broke up with a guy in college because he liked nickleback.

[Qui is]

Wait...what?!

Got me until I read the last sentence.

Well played.

[DPMD]

Maybe someone should point out to these fascistic censurers that they are actually self-censoring. Then again, let’s not; as it is, burnouts past their sell-by dates like “...and Young” and frampton are edging up to the unknown entity line and there’s no reason to keep their names extant.