Didn’t Francis Drake circumcise the world with a 100 foot clipper?
I thought I read that somewhere, like “The History of the World according to High School students.”
“Didn’t Francis Drake circumcise the world with a 100 foot clipper?”
Yes! The Golden Hind. I had a model of it when I was a kid.
He sure did! There was even a mohel aboard.
Drake did some privateering on the way around South America.
When he and his small fleet returned to England, they had so much loot that:
A) Queen Elizabeth awarded him 10000 English Pounds.
B) She paid off the entire national debt.
C) She had some money left.
ROTF!!!
I think a bigger clipper than that is required for global circumcision. And what do the pipes look like on that Rabbi?