Add Koof Rashes to the list. I had the “flu” for about 4 days — 1 day of very slight fever and headache, and a few days of the koofkof. All gone now, but 2 weeks later I’ve still got a horrible rash all over my legs.
My idiot doctor says, “virus rash” is normal.
Yeah, bud, how about some horse paste to smear on it, bc cortizone and benadryl ain’t helping.