Individual-sized packets of bleu cheese dressing.
Missing for months.
Ranch dressing, the availability of which in the single serve size has never seen an interruption, is not and has never been an adequate substitute.
So OGINJ suffers.
Oh the huge manatee.
1. Cat food ~ No Cats/pets
2. Cream cheese ~ I hate it and a small package goes out of date if my wife doesn’t eat it.
3. Dried pasta ~ Our local small chain, really is like a neighborhood store was out of Ziti and other pasta. So I ordered 6 of each from Amazon and gave the store manager a copy to show his bosses. No more outages
4. Refrigerated cinnamon rolls ~ one step below cream cheese
5. Cold remedies ~ Don’t use them.
I just bought several pounds of thick sliced pepper bacon to cook with and for the best BLTs. California is going to outlaw mass produced pork. So we will stock up on Pulled Pork from this week’s 2 hour delivery program.
Good, let the evil little bastards starve...
2. Cream cheese
Use butter like a real man.
3. Dried pasta
Pasta is simply flour and water (or eggs) and a little elbow grease. We've been making ours for a long time -- and it's better. Those big-upper-body mamma Leones knew what they were doing.
4. Refrigerated cinnamon rolls
Unwrap and place in toilet (ode to Jim Gaffigan's take on the Hot Pocket).
5. Cold remedies
Shoulda stocked up -- like -- two years ago when you were warned.