[fruser1]

The new language rules:

If you die of any cause and test positive for covid, you died of covid.

If you die shortly after receiving the vax, you died suddenly.

[Dutch Boy]

My local paper sure does seem to have a noticeable number of “died suddenly” notices in the obituaries. In the past I assumed they were drug ODs based on knowing a few and what really happened. I am not so sure anymore.

[4Liberty]

vaccidents

[ThunderSleeps]

If you die of any cause and test positive for covid, you died of covid.

It is worse than that. At one point, and as far as I know it is still in effect CDC guidelines allowed someone to be listed as a covid patient/death based merely on the presumption of infection, no test required. With those loose guidelines, any and every death can be presumed covid.

If you die shortly after receiving the vax, you died suddenly.

Suddenly and unexpectedly.

• "Gosh we never knew he had a heart condition..."
• "No, we didn't know she had an issue with clotting..."
• "Well, there was no family history of seizures before this..."
• "Lots of young healthy athletes drop dead of cardiac arrest, that's one of the dangers of being young, healthy, and in top physical form..."
• "Sure miscarriages are up over 40%, but I'm sure that is just a coincidence..."

Apparently getting vaccinated is almost as bad for your longevity as having dirt on the Clintons.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ah, you noticed those editing and writing rules, eh?