[libertylover]

It's like Doc Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies - what do you mean you high fallutin' doctors can't cure the common cold. Keep warm, drink plenty of fluids, take aspirin and get a lot of rest and you will be better in seven days.

Don't forget 180 proof homemade corn liquor, Andy!

[AndyJackson]

You wouldn’t perchance have an bottle extry. I feel a tinge in my throat and should be prepared.