Fauci is Gilligan.
It's like Doc Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies - what do you mean you high fallutin' doctors can't cure the common cold. Keep warm, drink plenty of fluids, take aspirin and get a lot of rest and you will be better in seven days.
They would have been rescued at least a dozen times if Gilligan hadn’t screwed it up anyway.
The deadly Mantis khani. I spent way too much time watching tv as a kid.
If they rebooted Gillian’s Island today, they would have to make the Skipper and Gillian gay, the Professor a global warming expert (love the show where the Professor thought the island was sinking, but Gillian used the stick to mark his fish traps), Ginger a typical Hollywood no talent liberal, The Howells as evil capitalists and Mary Anne as a conservative Trump loving crazy person (which is what we aren’t).
I’ve always said that the castaways should have eaten Gilligan on day 1!
Better than buggered.
I knew a guy who had to have the plots of Gilligan’s Island explained to him.
Kato Kalien is living proof Gilligan boinked Mary Ann
I would like to see a sequel where the castaways are rescued, and then band together to hunt down everyone who visited the island, but later refused to tell anyone the castaways were there.