If they rebooted Gillian’s Island today, they would have to make the Skipper and Gillian gay, the Professor a global warming expert (love the show where the Professor thought the island was sinking, but Gillian used the stick to mark his fish traps), Ginger a typical Hollywood no talent liberal, The Howells as evil capitalists and Mary Anne as a conservative Trump loving crazy person (which is what we aren’t).
if it was today
everyone would mash with everyone
anyone who didn’t would be thrown off a cliff for being selfish and unloving and judgmental
all the women would be fat and tattooed and b1tchy
all the guys would be metrosexual whipped p*ssy worshipping cucks except for one chad