WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Russia appears poised to invade Ukraine, Biden today issued a forceful statement warning Putin that if he does, America will evacuate haphazardly and leave $86 billion in weapons behind.
“Listen, folks...for real this time...no joke... I ain’t kiddin’ around here,” said Biden to a gelatinous puddle of quivering goo on the ground he mistook for the press. “If Russia invades Ukraine, we will send a bunch of troops. And then we will immediately pull those troops out and leave all our state-of-the-art weapons behind. I’m not even messing around, Jack!”
Sure wouldn’t doubt it. LOL.
“America will evacuate haphazardly and leave $86 billion in weapons behind.”
Too funny!
That was a good one, Rusty!