State AG Comes Clean, Says She Got Too Drunk Before College Football Game And Required Assistance Leaving Stadium

msn ^ | 11-11-21 | Michael Ginsberg

[Brookhaven]

Democratic Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel apologized after becoming so drunk at a college football game that she had to leave the stadium in a wheelchair.

“I attended a tailgate on an empty stomach,” Nessel wrote in a Facebook post about her intoxication at the Oct. 30 Michigan-Michigan State football game.

“Much to my surprise, MSU tailgate’s tend to have more alcohol than food, so I thought it seemed like a good idea to eat 2 Bloody Mary’s, since as long as you put enough vegetables in them, it’s practically a salad. As it turned out, this was not a brilliant idea. Also, I might be a terrible bartender,” she joked.

[NorthWoody]

Seems like it would take experience on the part of the bartender to load all that stuff on there and not tip the glass over.

I’ve been to places that are proud of their bloody marys, but I’ve never had one even approaching the one in the photo. A hard-boiled egg is about the most exotic topping I’ve run across.

[wgmalabama]

Been there done that. Just not as an Attorney General or in Michigan.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

It happens.

[Organic Panic]

How big were the bloody marys?

[dfwgator]

[Revel]

Nice to know that such high quality people hold these positions in the justice system. More proof that they are infiltrators who are in no position to make legal judgments.

Did Soros support her?

[TornadoAlley3]

No self control.

[Rappini]

GO GREEN.

[Allegra]

Old habits die hard. Wheel her over to a frat house and dump her.

I think she’d prefer a sorority house.

[oil_dude]

Michigan, you must be so proud of your AG!

[gundog]

One of the advantages of not getting falling down drunk is that you get to decide these things for yourself.

[clearcarbon]

Definitely not good for your car windshield. Don't let the fly drunk.