Or reading out loud the constitution.
The speedy trial part is entertaining.
I was summoned for jury duty once. The headlines of all the Boston newspapers was about the case I was called to sit on. About a month before this there was a big f-up in the Boston PD forensics lab that was so bad the state had to take the department over.
The DA stated that his case rested largely on the work of the Boston PD forensics unit. I mentioned to him if he knew that that department was so screwed up that the state took it over...
I was dismissed from jury duty.