The author must be a Democrat.
First he goes into overkill explaining the many reasons WHY people chew ice. Then he goes into detail about WHY YOU SHOULDN’T chew ice. Then he suggests going to the doctor because YOU’RE broken and need help. Then he says legislation should be put in place to outlaw chewing ice.
(I made up that last part...but YOU KNOW it’s coming eventually, right!)
He’s a dentist.
Dentists are always gung-ho about teeth...................