The Universe Just Keeps Getting Hotter. That Shouldn’t Be Happening.

Popular Mechanics ^ | Jennifer Leman

[A Navy Vet]

"Not one Uranus joke yet."

Uranus and Pluto walked into a bar.
The bartender asks what will you have.
Pluto says....

[dhs12345]

Excellent question!

Scientific answer: whatever the temperature is at the time that we measure it.

[Sacajaweau]

The earth cannot be separated from the Universe and for all purposes must be considered as a part of the whole.

This is one of those backwards interpolations...if the earth is getting warmer than the universe must be getting warmer.

Except that cannot be so. The earth is related to "some factors. The Universe is related to ALL factors.

[Salamander]

and?

[boycott]

The universe is likely heating up because of methane from cows. It makes as much sense as a lot of the other climate change bs libs keep spewing.

[A Navy Vet]

Huh? Let me go find my astrophysics degree.

[deweyfrank]

The sun is 1,300,000 X the size of Earth....

[A Navy Vet]

Write your own punchline. Mine is not for a family forum. Say for a family forum quickly 3 times in a row.

[Magnum44]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

UNIVERSAL WARMING??? HOW MANY ALIENS DRIVE GAS-GUZZLING FLYING SAUCERS???

[Sacajaweau]

What gets me is that they pick a specific time as "god"...pre-industrial revolution for climate. They pick another time for trees, another time for fish, another time for wolves, another time for wetlands.

You CAN'T go back...you must go ahead with what you have for the PRESENT population.

[Salamander]

*Buggalos

/Futurama joke

[A Navy Vet]

"HOW MANY ALIENS DRIVE GAS-GUZZLING FLYING SAUCERS???"

After doing the math, I would say, 6.34 Gazillion. That's not including Alpha Centurians, they're still riding there there amphibian species.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Who else but the devil getting his ‘hot’ abode ready for the world.

[A Navy Vet]

"You CAN'T go back...you must go ahead with what you have for the PRESENT population."

Yup, however, "Tiimme is on my Side, Yes it Is"

[DannyTN]

Fossil Fuels Fatal Fault

[DannyTN]

What if a burning lake of fire is the natural state of things? It would explain why we keep trying to go that way.

[A Navy Vet]

For some strange reason when watching that melting ice cream I envisioned Hillary.

[Boogieman]

It’s not about the universe having a correct temperature, it’s about the fact that the universe is expanding, while supposedly it’s a closed system with no energy input coming in from the outside.

In that situation, as the universe expands, the temperature should be steadily dropping, since the same fixed amount of energy is being spread thinner and thinner. Instead, they are observing the opposite happening. Either that means the universe has not been expanding this whole time, or there is some other source of energy input, or some other variable we are not accounting for.

[DannyTN]

Not one Uranus joke yet. Y’all are slipping.

Well it's not just Uranus. There are way too many gas giants in the universe.,