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Kudos to you and your husband.

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[generally]

You know how California made it ok to steal anything worth less than $950 (or whatever amount)?

Here’s my idea:

Shopkeepers should mark every single thing in the store up by $1000. (So a $1.19 candy bar will cost $1001.19) Then stealing one item will exceed the threshold. They can give discount coupons to customers for $1000 off every item at the checkout.

Bonus: Those cash register receipts showing how much you saved will be amazing.