:: set off the fire alarms in such hotels ::
Research local laws.
Usually, it is only a misdemeanor with assigned fine (AKA, negotiable) and community service.
Lawyer up.
One thing we need to do, at this point, is to be amenable to (1) going to court and (2) losing in court to progress the patriotic position.
Family pride be-gone.
Pay the fine.
Go to jail.
Be a patriot...
Old trick from the 70s - get a juvenile to do it. :)