[Sarah Barracuda]

I feel bad for the owner of the car..I dont think GEICO covers that kind of damage

[jerseyman]

Maybe the car owner has Farmers Insurance.

“We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”

[Bikkuri]

Maybe fall under "act of nature"?
I mean, you can't argue with gravity ;^)

[Beowulf9]

I was wondering if that is why they are trying to find out if he was pushed or fell. Pushed might equal not responsible for the damages?

Fell due to recklessness, alcohol or drugs?

Suicide attempt? I would think at that point someone is saying ‘not yet, bud’.