Apparently you are terrified of beginning a sentence with a capital letter.
You're like old e.e. cummings.
Which is what Pete Bootyjudge says when he's excited.
Dork.
The rule you cite is arbitrary.
There is also the rule of 65.
When you turn 65, rules of grammar and spelling are optional
Failed ex English teachers can have their red pencils broken and it’s ok to spit on their person
Haha. That's exactly what people said to me when I didn't use caps. And they said it like it was a bad thing.
HG, you are becoming a predictable cliche. With flippers and no shoes.
No offense.
obviously you know from experience what pete bootyjudge says when he gets excited...
pillowbiter...